I need some education

Okay, so someone PLEASE educate me on the reason why Mary J. Blige is popular. To me, when she sings, she sounds like a cat getting skinned. Painful.

I think I may have decided on a new career. Dental Hygienist. The hours are very flexible (basically, you create your own schedule. A friend's wife is a hygienist and I was talking to her about it. She said drops the kids off a school, goes to work, and is finished in time to pick them up from school. The real bonus: They make about $400 a day. 'Taint bad, eh?

It has been very difficult for me trying to find the "perfect" job. I'm picky, and I'm going to continue to be picky seeing as my entire adult life has been focused on one goal: Being a working actor. Alas, it's just too stressful for me juggling the kids, trying to find a babysitter when I have an audition, and then there's "What do I do with them now that I booked the job?". Also, struggling to maintain a size 0-2 just has absolutely no appeal to me. Now, I've never been that interested in the world of dentistry. I do enjoy my dentist, and actually like going to the dentist, but I never really thought, "wow, what a cool job would this be?! BUT, it does suit my needs: Good hours, good pay, and a job that is needed in every city in the Country.

Now the bummer is I think I'll have to test out of college math, science, statistics, etc. Funny, YOGA doesn't count as a science? I may just be calling you, Elaine, for a tutoring session!